people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses
i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.”
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me